At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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