He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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