I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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