You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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