you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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