just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Randomize
