There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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