Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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