Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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