Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
When are your genitals available?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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