ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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