Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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