That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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