I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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