its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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