Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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