Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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