Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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