i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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