Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
