it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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