ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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