Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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