so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
