$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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