If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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