Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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