Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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