Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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