You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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