sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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