Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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