some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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