you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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