Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You're breaking my sexual little heart
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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