plz talk dirty to me
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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