Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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