So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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