My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I pour the whiskey from now on
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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