is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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