"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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