the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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