Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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