I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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