Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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