Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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