once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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