I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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