i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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