you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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