I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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