summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
