Define "chronic" masturbator.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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