Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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