Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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