question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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